I may have missing smarty phone induced Tourette syndrome.

I understand if you have never seen Deuce Bigalow this may appear in bad taste.

I understand if you have never seen Deuce Bigalow this may appear in bad taste.

I feel like I’ve had a lobotomy.  On the other hand, it feels like a cancerous tumor has been removed from my hand.  I lost my smarty phone somewhere in the powdery mess that is our first real snow storm.

I’ve realized I may suffer from Android induced Tourette’s.  I am constantly twitching for information.  It’s an instant gratification obsession with occupying my brain that I had no idea was so bad until now.

It’s been less than 24 hrs since it’s disappearance and at times I may have appeared to be an Oxy addict with the the panic sweats, rocking in a corner and twitching and all.  However, a part of me wants to shout “Free at last, Free at last” and perhaps do a little of this:

 

 

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4 thoughts on “I may have missing smarty phone induced Tourette syndrome.

  1. So funny….I just went to look for my cell phone and it is not in any of its usual places and thought to myself…this must be lose your cell phone week. I am sure it is around here somewhere and not in the snow though.

  2. IN THE SNOW? Mine is white, it would be lost if I dropped it in there too. I struggle with the phone daily. Sometimes I do just want to give it up.

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