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Jessica wakes and rises off the cold bathroom floor.
Why am I naked?
She stumbles to her bedroom, wondering what it will take before she finally quits drinking.
“There you are! Good morning, beautiful.”
Oh my God, who the hell are you?
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woops.
Ha ha. Yep. Big whoops. In hindsight, I’m not sure this would justify as rock bottom, but it has to be pretty close.
it would be rock bottom if she heard sheep in the background:) very funny take girlfriend:)
baaaaa baaaaaa. OMG I died when I read your comment.
loved your story Momma:) luckily i never had one of those nites…
Me neither! How awkward, right? At least I was always conscious (albeit intoxicated) when I made my promiscuous mistakes.
i always wondered if the man i woke up next to wondered who the hell i was?
Ha! Now that’s funny.
funny cuz it’s true:) LOL!!!!!
I HATE it when that happens…
Ha! And how many strangers have you found in your bed lately?? lol
Um….
So funny. Perfect reply.
Holy hell…now there is a SIGN! Yikes!! Great take on the prompt. I enjoyed this one a lot! ♥
Lol…what a great comment 🙂 Thanks for reading.
if I was 25 this would be autobiographical.
(did I say that?)
😉
Oh trust me, I have my own versions of this story. And I’d say they are all well before I was 25…(did I just say that??) Thanks for reading 🙂
I don’t visit you enough, so I signed up for email.
Now there’s no getting rid of me. (did I say that?) 😉
You just made my day. Thanks you so much and thanks for following along. I promise I’ll try not to fill up your inbox with too much nonsense. 🙂
oh, I’m ALL about the nonsense. 🙂
Shudder – poor thing! Loved this post. Its reality bites.
And reality bites can definitely leave a mark! Thanks for reading 🙂
Ouch! That must have pricked 😉
That’s what she said! LOL…sorry…I couldn’t help myself. Thanks for reading 🙂
LOL!
ha!!
Very striking entry. Loved it!
Yikes! Now *that’s* a nightmare. 🙂
I’d imagine it would be!
Oh no. That’s worse than beer goggles. . . not even knowing someone is there with you!
Right?! Poor guy probably thought she was in love. Lol
yikes! lol Well I hope she learned!
I suppose it could still be worse…hard to imagine though.
Yeah for sure that’s a tough one. Really clever, Dawn!
Thank goodness I’ve never experienced that! *knocks on wood*
Too funny! Thanks for stopping by 🙂
Well, it certainly makes you think to read the signs before you make a mistake. This was a good’un 🙂
Yes…yes it does. Nobody wants to get that kind of wake up call! 🙂
Oh dear! I hope she finds out before it’s too late!
Lol… She’ll probably never know.
lol. this makes me laugh…brings back memories of my days with “jack & ginger”
I was very good friends with the captain and some coke. We sailed off into oblivion many, many nights. 🙂
lololo!! such an awesome response to the prompt!
Thanks! 🙂
There is one experience to go on my bucket list!
Lol…thanks for reading 🙂
Bet she had the pattern of the bathroom floor tile imprinted on her. Um. . . not that this has ever happened to me.
Ha! Love it. I getting some serious confessions with thus one. 😉
It’s ok, Jessica, s/he doesn’t remember YOUR name either… obviously…
Oh I don’t know…I think he may have been in love. Lol poor guy.
Great take on the prompt, nicely executed. I can just feel the awkwardness 🙂
Can’t ya though? Butt naked…just picture that. Lol
Yeah, that’s a bad sign. Can’t say I’ve never been there. Smart take on the prompt.
“Smart take” …. Thanks for that 🙂 And join the club! Have you read the comments? Lol
Yeah, I read a few. 😉 I’m in good company.
Yes you are 🙂
Lmfao. I just hope he was hot as hell. :))
Odds are, he wasn’t. 🙂