Don't take life too serious.

I may have missing smarty phone induced Tourette syndrome.

I understand if you have never seen Deuce Bigalow this may appear in bad taste.
I understand if you have never seen Deuce Bigalow this may appear in bad taste.

I feel like I’ve had a lobotomy.  On the other hand, it feels like a cancerous tumor has been removed from my hand.  I lost my smarty phone somewhere in the powdery mess that is our first real snow storm.

I’ve realized I may suffer from Android induced Tourette’s.  I am constantly twitching for information.  It’s an instant gratification obsession with occupying my brain that I had no idea was so bad until now.

It’s been less than 24 hrs since it’s disappearance and at times I may have appeared to be an Oxy addict with the the panic sweats, rocking in a corner and twitching and all.  However, a part of me wants to shout “Free at last, Free at last” and perhaps do a little of this: